Sure, there is a long list of people who would like to live in Hawaii if they could find a job and if they could afford it. Sometimes I tell people that I became fascinated with Hawaii after living in Minnesota. Usually people around here just don't understand what the big deal is with being cold, I mean freezing. I was talking to some coworkers last week, reflecting on how ridiculous life can be when it gets REALLY cold. By REALLY cold, I mean below 0 and sometimes it got really interesting when the temperature dropped to about 70 below with the wind chill.
The most basic frustration was when your car wouldn't start. There were a few things you could do to prevent this when you knew the cold was coming. You could buy this fuel additive called heat that would keep your fuel lines from freezing. If you were a lucky one who had a garage you didn't need to worry about getting a block heater for your engine. Just don't leave your garage door open or you could easily end up with frozen pipes and pay a pretty penny to get that fixed. If you didn't have the luxury of a garage or a block heater and you really couldn't call in to work, you could set your alarm to go off every couple of hours and start your car to make sure it would start in the morning.
It was easy to fall in love with the bus system there. Mostly because you didn't have to worry about winter car issues. Here are a few I had the pleasure of dealing with.
- car door locks were frozen with ice inside
- an inch of ice on your car that your scrapper was worthless against
- removing 10 inches of snow from your car
- shoveling your car out of it's plowed in parking spot
- car latches being frozen open so they wouldn't latch shut
- hitting black ice or get into some other weather related accident
- tires freezing in a deep puddle of ice
Some of the bus shelters even had heaters inside. You could just press a button and have some heat for a few minutes. The buses were also very reliable under the circumstances. Once I had to take the bus when it was 70 below and I remember wrapping 4 scarves around my head so only my eyes were exposed and wearing so many layers that I didn't really feel a thing as I waited for the bus which was surprisingly on time.
When you couldn't get into your car because the locks were frozen you would get really creative in your desperation. One girl told me that she had to use a blow dryer to unfreeze the hatch lock of her car and then she had to crawl in that way to get the car started. I used a hot iron on my door latch when it froze open. I tried using a lighter on my locks which worked pretty well.
They had all sorts of gizmos to help you deal with these issues. I remember a roommate gave me a heated scrapper that I could plug into my cigarette lighter. I don't remember that being super effective. They had something call lock de-icer, I found that a lighter worked faster. People who tried to use credit cards for scraping were in bad shape. You needed the deluxe scrapper with a long arm to brush all the snow off your car to survive. Honestly you needed to have a couple in case one broke. I also remember when I was in high school and a friend and I were lamenting the weather. We had both broken our ice scrapers after a bad ice storm, so we just laughed about how pathetic we were. I learned to never drive in the winter without a shovel in my trunk. It came in VERY hand MANY times.
You may ask, "What do you do for fun when it gets to be THAT cold?" Well we always had a good time spitting and watching the spit freeze before it hit the ground. You could blow bubbles and they wouldn't pop like you are used to seeing, they would freeze and then flake away. You knew it was really cold when the salt in your tears couldn't keep your eyelashes from freezing together. It was good that I could at least laugh about it because mostly, I probably should have been crying. Usually when it was that cold you could only be out for a few minutes at a time or you were risking frost bite.
Yes, this is the long list of reasons that kept me thinking about Hawaii all of those LONG Minnesota winters. I hope this makes sense now. I sure do appreciate being here thinking of all my winter memories.